Posts Tagged ‘dogs’

Scruffy and Boomer’s Big Adventure

Friday, June 4th, 2010

Hi Everyone!

As usual, it seems that more time passes between my updates than I would like.  As usual, we’ve got all kinds of stuff going on!  First off, we are still in the Nationwide Shelter Challenge.   This contest allows shelters in the USA and Canada to compete for grants up to $100,000.  The shelter that gets the most votes between now and July 14 wins the $100,000.  There are $10,000 prizes for the shelter in each state that gets the most votes.  Right now we are in 5th place in Maryland… we need more votes!   You can vote once a day, every day.  To vote, goto to www.theanimalrescuesite.com and click on “Shelter Challenge” on the right side.  From there just type in Rude Ranch Animal Rescue, and MD for the state.  Follow the directions from there. 

June is also “National Adopt a Shelter Cat Month”!   During June adopt any cat from Rude Ranch for $20!  We will spotlight different cats on Facebook.

Lastly, I have to talk about Boomer and Scruffy’s big adventure to Wisconsin. 

We were scheduled to do a book signing in Wisconsin.  Boomer, our fundraising miniature pinscher has been having weird health problems so we decided to take him along.  Then Scruffy (aka Sir Barks aLot)  tore the cruciate and minincus ligaments in one leg and the cruciate in the other leg 6 days before we were scheduled to leave.  Thanks to Dr Harrison at Belair Vet, (Dr H agreed to surgically repair both legs on a really busy day)   the Scruffinator was patched up enough to walk again.  However, he needed extra supervision, had to be carried up and down steps, extra pain meds (yeah we wanted some of them for our backs after schlepping him around at least he’s not a mastiff), and the infamous conehead to keep him from messing with his incisions.  Ergo, he was going on the trip with us.  We just needed to figure out a way to transport him as he was only supposed to walk 100 yards or less a day.    This also meant alot of rearranging before we were even out of the driveway.  For one thing we needed a bigger car.  Ok we had the bohemoth, the 15 passenger Rude Ranch van.  However, that was loaded up for our next event.  However, that car needed an oil change, general check up, and help for the transmission that didn’t like to go into reverse.  (We figured reverse might be helpful at some point during the trip)  Fortunately, our mechanic (promotional hype:  Phipps Automotive) fit us in, let us bring the van back to load it while he was waiting for parts, and fix the transmission.   Now we just had to get everything else ready, pack, hope we remembered stuff, etc, etc, etc. 

On the day of our departure, Bob woke up a little after midnight.  Normally this is kind of a bathroom run, but he figured what the heck, we woke the dogs up (all were very confused except Scruffy, who is normally confused anyway, and with the meds, was just knocked out)  got ourselves dressed and headed out.  Scruf settled in right away.  (The meds probably helped with that)  Boomer was a pain in the a$$.  Fortunately, he conked out by the time we hit the big tunned on the PA turnpike.  Rest stops were interesting:  we pottied ourselves, the dogs, then gassed up the car and took off.  Both dogs had a hard time hitting all the trees they felt necessary at each stop. 

Things were going good until we hit Chicago.  Just when we were in the heart of downtown, navigating around “The Loop”, our cell phones went crazy, Boomer decided he had to be held, and both our bladders hit thier limit.  Fortunately, we all survived and 7 hours later arrived at our destination. 

Both dogs got unloaded and settled reasonable fast:  Boomer promptly marked the corner going into the kitchen.  (Did I mention we were staying in Bob’s sister’s condo and she wasn’t thrilled with the whole dog thing?)  Scruf was just confused. 

The next morning I was a little confused.  After all we were staying in a condo complex, which was next to an apartment complex.  There was a housing development on the other side.  The whole neighborhood backed up to a really nice lake.  There were lots of geese and baby geese there.  The squirrels were delightfully playing.  I even was ok with the chipmunk.  It was the other animal that showed up that had me doubting my sanity.  It was in the middle of Boomer’s 6:30 am walk that it happened.  I looked up towards the the apartment complex next to ours and saw it coming toward me…. a 300 pound black bear decided to pass through.  At this point I grabbed Boomer (even if the bear was interested in him, at 7 pounds, Boomer would hardly be an appetizer)  and stood looking at the bear, not quite believing I was standing there looking at a wild bear.  Then I started to think that no one was going to believe that I saw a bear loping along the edge of the lake.  Fortunately, at that point Bob noticed a large black animal and realized it was a bear.  I was hoping he would back me up on this one.  Fortunately, the bear loped along and didn’t even realize he had an audience. 

We solved Scruffy’s mobility problem with a baby stroller.  Turns out Scruffy loved it!  Afterall, normally he is about the height of everyone’s knees.  In the stroller he was at waist height.  Everyone thought he was really cute, except one guy thought Scruf was the hairiest baby he’d every seen.  Scruffy and Boomer when to the rose gardens in Duluth, MN, the Chippewa Falls Zoo, and the Rice Lake WI parks.  Here’s a picture of is a recreation of our encounter with the bear!

Scruffy and Boomer visit the bears at the Chippewa Falls Zoo

Scruffy and Boomer visit the bears at the Chippewa Falls Zoo

What Gives?????

Monday, May 17th, 2010

Hi Everyone,

Normally I try to focus on the funnier and positive stuff that happens around here. However, the last few days we’ve set a record for the number of people wanting to dump their pets: Our give up email had 47 messages in just over 24 hours. The phone rang so much yesterday the phone battery died after 6 hours! We counted: 64 distinct phone numbers called to “get rid” of an animal. Someone felt obligated to start calling at 6:27 in the morning. While we realize that there are some situations that can not be avoided, such as a serious illness, or the death of the pet’s owner, some of the excuses were priceless:

We’re moving to California and can’t take a cat into the state. Last time I checked it was still legal to have a cat in California.

My baby is starting to crawl and might get into the litter box. I’m pretty sure that is not the grossest thing your kid will do.

Won’t play with my 3 year old. If your 3 year old was pulling my ears and tugging my tail I wouldn’t play either.

I didn’t realize a bull mastiff would get so big: DUH!!!

I didn’t want to spend the money to get my cat fixed now I have 12. See above comment

My new girlfriend/boyfriend /significant other is allergic. Chances are the relationship with the cat/dog/hamster(insert pet here) will last longer.

The dogs here at Rude Ranch have suffered a couple of injuries. Boomer the miniature pinscher suffered sudden onset glaucoma in his right eye. When this happens the eye suddenly starts producing excess fluid far faster than it can drain off. The pressure inside the eye starts to rise and in addition to becoming increasingly painful, if not remedied quickly the eye itself can burst. (Talk about gross!) Unfortunately, Boomers age (18 years) made him a bad anesthesia risk, meaning the eye could not be repaired surgically. As he had already lost sight in that eye, it was chemically enucliated…. a fancy way of saying the eye was removed. As most people know Boomer isn’t the best patient. Once again, he lived up to his reputation and was asked to leave the vet clinic as soon as medically feasible. (He has a habit of driving vet techs insane)

Scruffy, the little black terrier also had an incident. While running across the yard he managed to step into a hole and tear the anterior cruciate ligament in both hind legs. He will have double knee replacement surgery tomorrow. In the meantime Scruf’s been busy trying to figure out how to pee with someone holding his back end up.

Shameless Self Promotion

Monday, April 26th, 2010

Hi Everyone!

It’s been awhile again, mostly because we’ve been trying to catch up with all the spring maintenance and repairs around here!   We also after 2 years finally finished the outside murals!   (Not sure why the pics are showing up twice, but I’m going with it) 

In other news, we will be at the Annual Walk for the Animals this Sunday from 8 – noon.  It will be at Quiet Waters Park.  Its actually a fundraiser for the Local SPCA, but they invite alot of other groups to come also.  (If only they would split the money!)

Stood Up Again!

Sunday, March 21st, 2010

Hi Everyone,

Remember the last couple of weeks we’ve been saying that Channel 5 News was coming to the shelter?  Remember how each time we all got up and started extra early too make sure that all the little messes the furballs make were cleaned up before the TV crew showed up at 11 am?   Well…. they scheduled and rescheduled 4 more times.  The last time they called 15 minutes before scheduled arrival and said the news crew was called away.  So far we’ve been stood up by a homicide, a prison escape, and an accident.  We’re not holding our breath for a rescheduled time.

In other news, surprisingly, we’ve had a series of mousal incidents.  Nine to be exact.  The first one was last week.  First off I’ll say that when 4 cats are cooperating and sitting outside of one of your kitchen cabinents, staring intently, there is a 98.34% chance that nothing good can come out of opening the door.  This time Stewie emerged with a mouse in his mouth.  This set the other cats, Bob, myself and a couple of other people off in different directions through out the house trying to separate Stewie from the mouse, the mouse from the other cats and removal of said mouse in general.  At one point the mouse was running/jumping in the kitchen and headed down the steps towards another 3 rooms of cats.  Bob was in hot pursuit and finally caught him at the bottom of the steps.  At some point the mouse bit Bob.  However, Bob’s had all his shots, so I don’t think we have to worry about the mouse catching anything from him.

We found another mouse in one of the cat beds, underneath of Ziggy, one of the older cats in the intake room.  This kind of violates one of our cardinal rules:  the furballs aren’t allowed to keep thier own pets.

A Rude Ranch Check In!

Friday, March 12th, 2010

Hi Everybody!

Its been a while since we checked in with the happenings here at Rude Ranch!

First off, we’ve got another book signing tomorrow!   This time its at the Mall in Annapolis!

Michele’s Book Lounge

Between Macy’s and Borders in the Mall.

We won’t have Bunny and Tommy with us but Bob and I will be there between 11 am and 3 pm.

In other news, the snow is finally gone!  The last little banks of snow that were along the driveway finally disappeared at 7:34 am this morning.  Granted, last nite’s rain helped alot.  In addition to finding the grass, bushes, and assorted doggy presents, our spring flowers are starting to come up!

We also still hope to be on WTTG Channel 5 News!  They rescheduled to come by again this week, but when an inmate escaped from jail yesterday, we got bumped again.  Hoping for next week!

Rude Ranch’s Next Book Signing & Pawtographs!

Wednesday, March 3rd, 2010

Back by Popular Demand!
Tommy and Bunny, the furry Rude Ranch Reps will do another Book Signing & Pawtograph Event this Weekend!
You can meet them at Crunchies Pet Foods, 2421 Crofton Lane, Crofton, MD from Noon – 3 pm this Saturday.
Copies of Rude Ranch’s book, “The Best Little Cat House in Maryland” will be available for sale.

What’s Been Happening Lately

Tuesday, March 2nd, 2010

Hi Everyone,

Things have been happening so fast here that I haven’t been keeping everything updated!

I’ll start with the TV crew that was to come by yesterday…. it didn’t happen. There were quite a few homicides in the Washington DC area yesterday. The homicides were a higher priority. We are waiting to reschedule. They called about 1/2 hour before we were expecting them. So Bob, myself, the animals, and the building were already about as cleaned up as we are going to get. Figuring it was as close as I was going to get to a good hair day and knowing my driver’s license was set to expire, I headed off to the MVA. Its not always a good idea to go to the MVA on a Monday at the beginning of the month, just because its a good hair day. At least the lady didn’t laugh at the picture this time.

In other news, the book signing at the Pet Barn 2 weeks ago went great! Tommy and Bunny did great at the event, although Tommy had some trouble making it past a huge display of organic catnip.

Rude Ranch Newsflash!

Monday, March 1st, 2010

Newsflash!!!! Fox Channel 5 News is coming to Rude Ranch today! We’re not sure if the segment will be live on the noon news or taped and aired later. We’ll have more details later. For now we are making all the animals swear they will be on their good behavior and not make a mess once we put all the “good” covers on the furniture!

More Adventures with Snow!

Sunday, February 21st, 2010

Hi Everyone,

As you guys know, there has been some concern about the condition of Ivy Way the last few days, and the deepening ruts in the road.  Here’s what happened last Thursday:

 Bob and I left around 5:30 AM (yeah I know it was early, Denny’s usually isn’t busy then)  and it was icy but fine.  Made it back, didn’t have to take any detours. Through noonish, it was getting slushy but still fine. 
I left at 1ish to run some errands with the station wagon and it was a bit of an adventure getting out.  (car kept trying to go sideways and honest, no drinking was involved.)  Bob was behind me in the van to take the trash to the trash pick up area and he had more fun.  

Ran errands, scored two(!) big recycle containers at the Recycle center on Riva Rd.  Got groceries, happy to see evening paper when I got back.  Not happy to see extremely deep tracks dug down into road.  I’m pretty sure they were made by one of  kids in the house katty corner to us.  ( They were in front of our neighbor’s house digging their car out, so I’m thinking this is a safe bet.)  Got about 40 feet down Ivy Way and the car essentially beached itself on the snow.   Being typical girl, called Bob.  He couldn’t get it out either.    Figured that we were doomed.  Figured  the lady with the Toyota Prius, and Jenn, the friend with 2 seater Nissan wouldn’t have any better luck, especially with the station wagon stuck in road and called them.  Called the guy next door with the big equipment (toys).  (His daughter and granddaughter volunteer here, so figured we might have an in)  He tried to pull car out with pickup truck and got stuck… actually he spun sideways.  Decided to go back for “the big ‘ho”.  At this point I realized that  there are more uses for a recycle bin, loaded groceries up and drug them back to house.  Also took deliveries of packages from the  UPS guy that took one look at the set up and decided to toss the stuff off of the back of the truck towards the mailboxes. 

Pulled station wagon off of center of road with the “big one”(neighbor’s big backhoe) .  Chain got stuck in undercarriage of car, but that is another story.  Asked him if he could push out/level off road and told him to have fun.  Not sure how much fun he had but he did level off road.  Saw several cars come and go, so figure it’s doing better. 

Shortly after the car/street adventure, we heard an ominous dripping in the garage.  Noticed the ceiling dripping and starting to sag in a couple of places.  Checked the upstairs corner where the clogged gutter is.  (You know the closet that we’re afraid to open the door because all the stuff in there will suddenly expand to its normal size and explode out into the house)  Probably wasn’t the best idea to put the old family photos in a cardboard box in there.  We now have a bathroom/bedroom full of formerly stashed stuff drying out.  Bob is venting his frustration poking drainage holes in the garage ceiling.  House might be a little torn apart for the next few days.  The really dicey part will be trying to find a path through to the bathroom at 2 am without killing ourselves.

The dogs were really impressed with everything:  Scruffy pee’d on the couch, Bunny curled up in a blanket, Ceasar and Bruno camped out by the now closed doors in our bedroom.  Cali, Elwood, Freckles, and Jake were highly insulted they didn’t get to go in the closet and explore the contents.  Xander didn’t care.  He was upset the dogs were sleeping on his favorite bed.  Didn’t get to the newsletter, packing the van for the book signing on Saturday, or exercising.  (I know the last part is pretty much in the crapper anyway, but thought I should at least make an effort)   Also found the lens/light cover for the brake lights from the station wagon in the driveway.  Not even going to take a guess at what happened there, only that Bob drove the station wagon  into the driveway after it was unbeached.  Hoping superglue will work.    

The upshot is that the ice cream I bought at the grocery store survived and was at that perfect slightly softer consistency when I decided that it would suffice for supper tonite.  (Was hoping it would make it ‘til Sunday, but not so sure)

Snowmageddon Revisited!!!!!

Wednesday, February 10th, 2010

Hi Everyone,

You know you’re having a bad winter when: Relatives from northern Wisconsin (you know the place that I say only has 3 days of summer) call to gloat.

Chances are if you are somewhere on the East Coast and you haven’t been in a coma for the last two days you know we are under a blizzard watch until 7 pm! The snow here is now deep enough we can’t see the benches and patio chairs that we assume are still on the patio. We’ve also closed off the outside area/enclosure to the cats on the outside chance the roof (which now has about 4 feet of snow on it) may collaspe. So far Stewie seems to be the only one disappointed in that.

In other news, food, diet coke, toilet paper, electricity and cable are holding out.  Really wish we had gotten more ice cream and junk food when we did our panic shopping last week.   Our bag of Fancy Feast, the cat’s favorite junk food is starting to get low which has several cats very concerned… after all they might have to start eating the regular cat food if it runs out.  Still working on my personal craft/cross stitch/attempted knitting projects with lots of feline supervision.  

Bob had a little adventure yesterday when he got stuck trying to get into our driveway. Took him 90 minutes to get unstuck. (Yup he was still wearing his shorts)

Here are a couple of pics from this morning: The first is the birds flocking to the bird seed we threw out. The second is the cars in our plowed (?) driveway.